May 2012
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April 2012
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December 2011
1 post
Knob Gobbler Wanted Inquire Deep Within
November 2011
5 posts
Hot New Tumblr Accounts
I started to follow some new Tumblr accounts with photos of beautiful women. I was not aware there are so many similar sites. So now I will have to open a second Tumblr just for these sexy sites.
But I’ll do that another day.
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Mayflower Crossing
I had an aunt who came while crossing on the Mayflower Then again I had an aunt who came while criss-crossing the little man in the canoe.
Day After T-Day
The traditional late night snack of the turkey leftovers
The traditional taking of the laxatives both liquids and in pill form
The nontraditional laxatives kicking in at 4 am
The traditional sleeping in late because all that early mornin’ shittin’ kept me awake
The traditional second attack of the leftovers for breakfast
The nontraditional continuation of shitin’ out all...
October 2011
12 posts
And now's the time for a Halloween tweet treat -... →
Recent Tweets
The last time I played fast and loose with sex was when I pre-maturely ejaculated into a stretched out natural childbirth vagina.
If you manage a strip club I’d forget about Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
My development was so slow in coming I had to stand on a ladder to reach puberty.
Hey Obama! You best start creating jobs because you’re going to be needing one yourself....
For titandsass, you want →
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September 2011
1 post
August 2011
6 posts
Hurricane Prep 101
Earlier today I went to the local affluent Stop & Shop in my neighborhood for hurricane prep.The rich white folk bought out all the batteries, bread, milk and the bottle spring water. They also put a big dent in the toilet paper aisle. These people take wiping their ass seriously.
Later in the day, like an hour ago, I was leaving the big city so I stopped at the city Stop & Shop. There is...
My Morning Tweets: Aug 26
Are atheist covered for natural catastrophes when insurance companies claim the damage was cause by an ‘Act of God.’
To be a super pseudo hipster one must tilt the beret sideways, like an accent aigu.
Dairy Queen commercial with kittens, it's cool. →
Hey British bobbies stop being so polite and...
Those asshole rioters would never get away with...
People who put the bulk of their savings in the...
July 2011
4 posts
Hey Apple®could you spare a few billion for your...
some1s-sista asked: Yes, a checkbook. Believe it or not, out here among the farms, there are still many many places that do not take debit or credit cards. And I rarely have cash on me, so sometimes it's a necessity.
June 2011
4 posts
My Twitter contribution for today: June 29, 2011
The ideal women would have to be somewhat less crazy than me.
I had sex with your mom, it was an accident, my proximity was such that the vortex of her huge vagina suck me in like a monsoon water spout.
I got my super powers from an industrial accident just like some of those other Marvel® comic book characters. Oops! Florescent green goo.
My contribution to Twitter today June 22, 2011
Do women ex-cons say they went to the school of hard ‘knockers’
The recent solar flare has relocated magnetic North, now I must realign my moral compass resulting in hatching new sexual machination.
Lady at busy gas station decides to rearrange luggage while van is at pump, this is why I need to shoot ppl with paint ball gun. Pump gas!!
My contribution to Twitter today:
The Popemobile is a Christler.
I take the ‘o’ out of “account.
It’s best that we LOL because if we try to hold it in snot will shoot out our nose.
I just found debbshock.tumblr.com new Tumblr...
http://thespacesbetweenme.tumblr.com/ She only changed it in January, little slow on that one.
May 2011
11 posts
I use a recyclable water bottle so I don’t generate waste. Lately I’ve been adding a mint Life Savor® to it to keep the water fresh.
Cool Transportation →
Check out this old motorcycle
Cool Website has a little of everything →
Check out this website, great designs.
The Abbottabad Chamber of Commerce is cashing in... →
Photos in link.
April 2011
10 posts
The astronauts knew at once that they were on an ambivalent planet when they came upon a ‘spork’ in the road.
With two half filled packets of TicTacs in each pocket and a rhythmic spring in your step you can mimic the intro to the revisited version of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Some people are like Mexican wrestlers -
You pull one mask off only to find another mask.
You mess with the moose you'll get the antlers,...
Canadians delivering a substantial threat.