December 2011
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Knob Gobbler Wanted Inquire Deep Within
Dec 3rd
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November 2011
5 posts
Nov 27th
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Hot New Tumblr Accounts
I started to follow some new Tumblr accounts with photos of beautiful women. I was not aware there are so many similar sites. So now I will have to open a second Tumblr just for these sexy sites. But I’ll do that another day. Che
Nov 27th
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Mayflower Crossing
I had an aunt who came while crossing on the Mayflower Then again I had an aunt who came while criss-crossing the little man in the canoe.
Nov 26th
Day After T-Day
The traditional late night snack of the turkey leftovers The traditional taking of the laxatives both liquids and in pill form The nontraditional laxatives kicking in at 4 am The traditional sleeping in late because all that early mornin’ shittin’ kept me awake The traditional second attack of the leftovers for breakfast The nontraditional continuation of shitin’ out all...
Nov 26th
Nov 25th
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October 2011
12 posts
Oct 27th
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And now's the time for a Halloween tweet treat -... →
Oct 26th
Oct 24th
Recent Tweets
The last time I played fast and loose with sex was when I pre-maturely ejaculated into a stretched out natural childbirth vagina. If you manage a strip club I’d forget about Take Your Daughter to Work Day. My development was so slow in coming I had to stand on a ladder to reach puberty. Hey Obama! You best start creating jobs because you’re going to be needing one yourself....
Oct 24th
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For titandsass, you want →
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 4th
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September 2011
1 post
Sep 5th
August 2011
6 posts
Hurricane Prep 101
Earlier today I went to the local affluent Stop & Shop in my neighborhood for hurricane prep.The rich white folk bought out all the batteries, bread, milk and the bottle spring water. They also put a big dent in the toilet paper aisle. These people take wiping their ass seriously. Later in the day, like an hour ago, I was leaving the big city so I stopped at the city Stop & Shop. There is...
Aug 27th
My Morning Tweets: Aug 26
Are atheist covered for natural catastrophes when insurance companies claim the damage was cause by an ‘Act of God.’ To be a super pseudo hipster one must tilt the beret sideways, like an accent aigu.
Aug 26th
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Dairy Queen commercial with kittens, it's cool. →
Aug 26th
Hey British bobbies stop being so polite and...
Aug 10th
Those asshole rioters would never get away with...
Aug 9th
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People who put the bulk of their savings in the...
Aug 8th
July 2011
4 posts
Hey Apple®could you spare a few billion for your...
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
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some1s-sista asked: Yes, a checkbook. Believe it or not, out here among the farms, there are still many many places that do not take debit or credit cards. And I rarely have cash on me, so sometimes it's a necessity.
Jul 23rd
Jul 21st
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June 2011
4 posts
My Twitter contribution for today: June 29, 2011
The ideal women would have to be somewhat less crazy than me. I had sex with your mom, it was an accident, my proximity was such that the vortex of her huge vagina suck me in like a monsoon water spout. I got my super powers from an industrial accident just like some of those other Marvel® comic book characters. Oops! Florescent green goo.
Jun 30th
My contribution to Twitter today June 22, 2011
Do women ex-cons say they went to the school of hard ‘knockers’ The recent solar flare has relocated magnetic North, now I must realign my moral compass resulting in hatching new sexual machination. Lady at busy gas station decides to rearrange luggage while van is at pump, this is why I need to shoot ppl with paint ball gun. Pump gas!!
Jun 22nd
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My contribution to Twitter today:
The Popemobile is a Christler. I take the ‘o’ out of “account. It’s best that we LOL because if we try to hold it in snot will shoot out our nose.
Jun 21st
I just found debbshock.tumblr.com new Tumblr...
http://thespacesbetweenme.tumblr.com/ She only changed it in January, little slow on that one.
Jun 21st
May 2011
11 posts
May 23rd
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May 16th
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I use a recyclable water bottle so I don’t generate waste. Lately I’ve been adding a mint Life Savor® to it to keep the water fresh.
May 16th
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 5th
Cool Transportation →
Check out this old motorcycle
May 5th
Cool Website has a little of everything →
Check out this website, great designs.
May 3rd
The Abbottabad Chamber of Commerce is cashing in... →
Photos in link.
May 3rd
May 2nd
April 2011
10 posts
The astronauts knew at once that they were on an ambivalent planet when they came upon a ‘spork’ in the road.
Apr 23rd
With two half filled packets of TicTacs  in each pocket and a rhythmic spring in your step you can mimic the intro to the revisited version of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band. 
Apr 21st
Some people are like Mexican wrestlers -
You pull one mask off only to find another mask.
Apr 21st
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You mess with the moose you'll get the antlers,...
Canadians delivering a substantial threat.
Apr 21st
You mess with the moose you’ll get the antlers, eh. Canadians delivering a substantial threat.
Apr 20th
Pass your mouse over it.
thatdarkhorse: THIS IS FREAKIN AWESOME! I COULD DO THIS FOR HOURS! me likeky too
Apr 12th
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