June 2009
5 posts
English Superman Series of Tweets
Heard the red phone booths in England are disappearing…..Where is English Superman going to change is clothes now?
If Superman was raised in England he be a totally different person, he be to darn polite, Excuse me sir I do need to bend your revolver now.
English Superman is not available for rescue right now ….It’s his tea time.
English Superman could bend Prince...
May 2009
10 posts
Che's Contributions to Urban Dictionary
Windshield Time - The amount of time wasted driving from point A to point B during work hours. Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.
E.g. Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing ‘windshield time’ driving between...
Observations
It time for a new computer and I’m going Apple, it’s long overdue.
The difference is in the fashion statement, with an Apple I get to wear denim wash jeans, sandals & smart funny slogans on my tee-shirt.
The PC is more pleated slacks, penny loafers, button down shirt + tie.
The doctors gave me the news I should get my affairs in order
Me: Well I hope I have time to finnish my...
Twitter Tweets of the Day
Homophones are more fraternal than identical.
Could someone give me a joke on Schizophrenia, just aking for a friend.
When life gives you lemons suck it up and move on!
Tweets of the Day
OMG! Yaw! Yore! Your! You’re ……a homophone.
The diminutive women is peeking up my cargo shorts…..damn pee pee monger.
Will someone please tell my sister-in-law why you don’t run the dehumidifier under an open window. Geez!
Personal Best Tweet for the Day
There, their, they’re, you homophones will just have to move to Iowa to get married.
Memorial Day Parade Tweets
Took the kids to a parade in a very small town. The town was so small the parade marched in place while the townsfolk circled around it.
Asked a soldier what type of fatigues he was wearing, He:Urban Camouflage, Me: Well then shouldn’t they have graffiti and pollution on them.
The old war veteran with a thick accent told me stories about the war then I realized he was on the other side.
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Threadless - Twitter Tee Shirt Slogans
Favrd the Twitter Tweet Gang
Off to the kitchen to perform ‘culinaryligus’
Twitter Succinctly
I need to learn patience NOW!
I rather be important than impotent.
Twitternomics > or = 140
Sport Bras taking the jubbly out of your wubblies since 1989
Stone Again, Encore Stone, Otra Vez Grande
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ɹǝʇʇo ɐǝs floating on it’s back (Tweeting on a...
