June 2009
5 posts
My Favorite Cat
One rainey morning my cat brought into the bedroom a brown paper lunch bag with a fresh sliced turkey sandwich in it, I let her eat it now every wet morning there is wet paper at my bedside. She now associates wet paper to food.
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…turn that frown around :-( ——-> :-)
Love you Kitty but you’re too fickle, capricious & apparently feckless for me. *cats just gotta love them*
Never wear a hat for style, wear it only for function {otherwise you’ll look like a big ‘stupid head’ } says Lonny 8 yrs old :-)
- “Old men shave in the morning Young men shave at night”
Poop jokes tend...
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When ever I use my middle name I feel like I’m on the FBI Most Wanted List.
Skipped diner last night so for breakfast I’m having fish tacos, Es bueno Si?
What are you doing? :-:-:-))))) Jumping on Trampoline
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If you can’t pee outside your front door it’s time to move.
May a myopic Moyel visit you in the night.
It’s a nice day, I think I’ll let...
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When life gives you tomaytos make ketchup, when life gives you tomahtos make catsup…. it’s a win win.
Folding a map is no longer a problem thanks to GPS.
Does anyone know how to get the sticky *jizz* out of a keyboard, asking for a friend.
I would tell my real life friends my s/n, but I do not want anyone to know I’m so silly.
It’s laundry day & I’m not...
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When life gives you tomatoes…… make ketchup.
Feeding you kids more than twice a month at a fast food restaurant is ‘passive child abuse’
I was half way through reading the cooking directions when I realized I was reading Spanish.
Failed fast food chain restaurant ‘McRibbits’ - Bucket of Fried Frog Legs.
Wendy’s: Square hamburger, round bun….What...
