October 2011
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Oct 27th
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And now's the time for a Halloween tweet treat -... →
Oct 26th
Oct 24th
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Recent Tweets
The last time I played fast and loose with sex was when I pre-maturely ejaculated into a stretched out natural childbirth vagina. If you manage a strip club I’d forget about Take Your Daughter to Work Day. My development was so slow in coming I had to stand on a ladder to reach puberty. Hey Obama! You best start creating jobs because you’re going to be needing one yourself....
Oct 24th
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Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 4th
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