I started to follow some new Tumblr accounts with photos of beautiful women. I was not aware there are so many similar sites. So now I will have to open a second Tumblr just for these sexy sites.
But I’ll do that another day.
I had an aunt who came while crossing on the Mayflower
Then again I had an aunt who came while criss-crossing the little man in the canoe.
The traditional late night snack of the turkey leftovers
The traditional taking of the laxatives both liquids and in pill form
The nontraditional laxatives kicking in at 4 am
The traditional sleeping in late because all that early mornin’ shittin’ kept me awake
The traditional second attack of the leftovers for breakfast
The nontraditional continuation of shitin’ out all that turkey