Day After T-Day
The traditional late night snack of the turkey leftovers
The traditional taking of the laxatives both liquids and in pill form
The nontraditional laxatives kicking in at 4 am
The traditional sleeping in late because all that early mornin’ shittin’ kept me awake
The traditional second attack of the leftovers for breakfast
The nontraditional continuation of shitin’ out all that turkey