February 2011
12 posts
Testing new Theme
Don’t get testie with me. Are they talking about testosterone?
Truthful Tuesday:
I’m a big liar so I can’t play.
Front clasping bras
had to be invented for the convenience of men. When wearing back hook bras it doesn’t matter to women because I always see women slipping out of the straps and then turning the bra around.
Ladies feel free to educate me.
When the low sun flickers through the bare trees...
high above the river the created strobe is enough to put an epileptic into a fit.
So this guy I know stops at a spa
to buy his wife and mother a gift certificate for a “spa day” as a Valentine Day present.
He’s driven by the business many times on his way to work but has never been inside. Saturday he goes inside to buy the gift certificate. He’s greeted by a three sexy Asian ladies. He takes a quick look around and realizes he’s in a “happy ending” massage parlor.
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Valentine Day Movie Suggestion
“Like Water for Chocolate”
Truthful Tuesday
I don’t remember the names of every women I slept with.
