April 2011
10 posts
The astronauts knew at once that they were on an ambivalent planet when they came upon a ‘spork’ in the road.
With two half filled packets of TicTacs in each pocket and a rhythmic spring in your step you can mimic the intro to the revisited version of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Some people are like Mexican wrestlers -
You pull one mask off only to find another mask.
You mess with the moose you'll get the antlers,...
Canadians delivering a substantial threat.
You mess with the moose you’ll get the antlers, eh. Canadians delivering a substantial threat.
Pass your mouse over it.
thatdarkhorse:
THIS IS FREAKIN AWESOME! I COULD DO THIS FOR HOURS!
me likeky too
idiotica: WTF: True Facts →
idiotica:
When placed in warm milk, raisins re-plump into grapes.
The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.
Eskimos don’t believe in bridges or tunnels.
Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.
Billy Bob Thornton’s grandfather was the first person to own a television.
On…
Jesus Saves
As a child I would pass by this red brick building with a sign in front that said, “Jesus Saves” I thought it was a bank. Only latter in life as a young adult did I realize it was a church.
Hey Jesus, rake up these leaves. →
Grab your leaf blower and go to work.
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